i was just talking to ^Grandchild about the purple heart you can see on my profile page in the upper right corner.

The Purple Heart is a United States military decoration awarded in the name of the President to those who have been wounded or killed while serving on or after April 5, 1917 with the U.S. military. -Wikipedia

just to clarify, i got all my legs (and other essential parts) and my doctor confirmed me today that i got the health of a young child!

also many thanks for all the llamas, it's an award nobody else would deserve more. it has become an instant reaction to spit at cars that are trying to cut me when i'm on my bike. my jokes are also kinda llame.